Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...