Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....