May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...