Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...