Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...