DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...