Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...