Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....