Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...