tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
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Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.