Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...