Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...