Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...