When it’s becing toad!
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What should I do then?
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Daylight savings time
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What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What did God say after creating man?
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What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
When I become old
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