Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...