A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...