A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...