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Man’s Worst Nightmare
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No Jobs.
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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
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Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
5 flies in the kitchen
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Waiting on a long line
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No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...