Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...