Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!