Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...