Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...