No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.