Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...