Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...