Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...