ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”