Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...