Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...