A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...