If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
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Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Have a first child
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