Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...