Arriving at Heaven
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Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
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Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...