Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...