Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...