I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...