Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...