Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...