The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...