When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...