The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...