A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...