How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
A pool table?
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Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Don’t be on this flight
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A big bird
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Where are you callin’ from
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.