Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...