Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...