What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...