Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...