What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...