Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!