Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...