Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...